Dear Baby Goats,

Ok, I admit it. You’re cute. You have those tiny little horns and make adorable little noises. But if you make poopy diarrhea on my path to school one more time… I’m going to eat you for dinner.

The entire WORLD is your toilet and you pick my tiny pathway with a width of about 10 cm? I mean, just control your bowel movements a liiiittle bit. Is that too much to ask?

You’re cute, but you’re not THAT cute,
r

P.S. Ohhh, I just can’t stay mad at you!