Dear Cold Shower,

It’s been about 6 weeks now since we’ve been together and… well, it’s just not working for me. Our relationship seems really one-sided. I give, give, give, and you take, take, take (every ounce of warmth from my body).

And the fact that your friend, Hypothermia, always shows up when we're together… HUGE problemo, señor.

Adios (I wish),
[brrr]r