Dear Orange Fanta,
It’s amazing how quickly you can cheer me up. After almost an entire weekend of not speaking to another human being, I was going crazy. But then you come along and make everything better. Who needs people when you have high fructose corn syrup?
Marry me?
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Just a quick note, they actually dont have high fructose corn syrup here. See without a corn lobby and no restrictions on Cuban sugar they actually can use real honest to god sugar.
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