Dearest Mother,

Let me start by saying that the package you sent me was AMAZING. Honestly, awesome. Beyond words. Made my week. Maybe even my month (I'll let you know)?

But there's ooone thing in the package that seemed A BIT out of place... a recipe for Fromage Blanc and Smoked Salmon Dip? Seriously? Seriously.

Confused... and salivating,
r