Dear Four and a Half Hour Staff Meeting,

Despite your length and repetitiveness, and my incredibly full
bladder- you were a blast! Where else could you hear gems like this?:

"Colleagues, while we are together at this table you should vomit all
your needs."

Or this one: "Colleagues, if we stop buying all there new textbooks
for the learners we can save our money and buy a fridge for the staff
room. You know, for cold water and stuff."

And lastly: "If you take a pencil from school or toilet paper and
bring it home you are stealing from the school. That is corruption.
And what does that make us?... Zimbabweans."

Til next time my friend,
r

P.S. The first 45 minutes were spent correcting minor spelling and
grammar mistakes from the last meeting's minutes. Unnecessary, ne?