Dear Life,

Are you for real? I mean, I always figured I would end up teaching English in Africa... but I thought it would be to starving African children.

Instead I just spent the last hour and a half renaming 24 grown,Chinese men, living in Namibia on a construction contract. They wanted English names. So now they are Alex, Simon, John, Paul, George, and Ringo-- just to name a few. Although the first two refer to themselves as Arex and Semen. And unfortunately one was dubbed Jumbo (NOT by me).

Tragic.

But I digress... my point is, can you please get yourself together and start making more sense?

Kthanksbye,
r