Dear Chinese Students with New English Names,

Learning about your hobbies yesterday was a lot of fun. Mostly because I know now who I want to hang out with (Mr. Ping Pong and Mr. Basketball and maybe even Mr. Internet Browsing) and who to avoid (Mr. Making Love to Women).

Whatever floats your boat man,
r

PS- I find it highly entertaining/worrisome that Mr. Making Love to Women is also the man who asked if condoms were for eating.