Dear Bugs of Namibia,
Ok, ok, ok. Just stop it already. I GET IT! You're better (read: more obnoxious) than the bugs of the rest of the world. You don't think flying into my face/cleavage was enough to prove your point? Trust, the damage to my reputation from the beetle/cleavage incident is irreparable. And don't you think giving me that painful, fat lip yesterday was just a tad over the line?
Can we call a truce? Seriously, I don't want to start a war with you guys. The odds are way unfair. Little ole me versus a million of you? No way, jose. YOU WIN! Now get off me.
Or I'm going to go DEET all over your asses,
r
I don't even want to know what they are like over there if it's worse here. I was outside for maybe 30 minutes and I was wearing leggings so only about 8 inches of ankle/leg were showing, and I had a total of FOURTEEN massive bugbites at the end of that half an hour. RIDIC! Anyway, I sympathize. <3 you!
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