Dear Life,

Seriously? I'm really asking. It's not a rhetorical question. I want an answer. I mean, SERIOUSLY?!

The only reason I'm asking is because... well, I'm just going to put it out there: One of my colleagues practically chased me around the school grounds/my house trying to wash my feet because God told her to last night.

So really Life, at this particular point in time, I think it's a completely valid question to ask.

You're insaaaaane,
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