Thursday, November 13, 2008

Dear New Mirror in My House,

You make everything look REALLY wide/make me want to kill myself. Seriously, you make me look like a giant, walking chode. I might just take the chance of 7 years of bad luck and drop you on the ground.

Yours truly,
r

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  1. ReaderThinkerDecember 29, 2008 at 12:57 AM

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  2. ReaderThinkerDecember 29, 2008 at 1:00 AM

    If you can, just turn it 90 degrees. Then you will appear tall and skinny, and, presumably, less like a giant walking chode, although that sounds quite interesting, really.

    ...or, searching the web, perhaps not so much. Unless you mean "a three-eyed, purple alien with green spots." (as one google definition describes the term). In which case, send me the mirror, as turning it may not be effective.

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  3. raybluer3January 4, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    GR you are like an internet celebrity. i'm so proud of you. love you and miss you. holcomb

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