Dear Namibians,

Sometimes your English is really good. And sometimes you speak in some sort of special code that you think we're supposed to understand?

But for future reference, "It is just an accident which has happened in the past" does not mean "Hey, someone broke into your house and took all your stuff while you were gone this weekend" and "He is almost very critical" does not make us think you're trying to say "Your dog is dead."

Sometimes it's really hard to talk to you,
r