Dear Spider/Mouse,
You're scary as hell. Mostly because... well, what the hell are you?! Seriously, mouse or spider? You should really try to commit to one species. You're pinkish/albino-white and hairy... but you have 8 legs and like 40 eyes. I don't like you. Not one little bit.
Lets pick different times to walk to school, ok? I hate seeing you every morning.
Sincerely,
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Oh Lawd... I just googled spider mouse. I can't believe this creature exists. I would honestly die if I saw it. Just lay down and die. Except I wouldn't lay down because then the spider mouse would crawl down my shirt.
ReplyDeleteI am traumatized by this image!