Dear Pamphlet about Heartburn/Acid Reflux,

I just wanted to drop by, say hello, and give you some friendly advice. I just read what you had to say and I think you're a little wordy.

For example, in the section titled "Treatment of Reflux" you say "Avoid fatty foods, alcohol, coffee, and chocolate" when really you could just say "Don't eat or drink anything that you might consider delicious" Ok, maybe that's even more words. But I think it really gets the point across better, don't you?

Think about it. I know I am. Sigh.

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