Dear United States Postal Service,

You are awwwwwesome. This package got to Namibia in FIVE DAYS!! Keep up the good work, fellas. I know you've done so much for me already (you're pretty much responsible for keeping me sane for the past 19 months) but I have a personal favor to ask of you. Can you teach NamPost a thing or two? Because although this package got from America to Namibia in 5 days it took another 3 weeks to get from Windhoek to Rundu. (Really, Namibia?!)

Sorry I know you're busy, USPS, but I'd really appreciate it if you gave your postal pal a few tips.

Much obliged,
r