Dear Glade,

How did you know what "Falling in Love" smells like? Substandard scent manufacturers can only capture the scents of "Fresh Linen" and "Spring Valleys," etc... but you, Oh Wise Glade, have captured the scent of "Falling in Love!"

I don't know how you did it, but I'm sure glad you did. Because my bathroom smells much better now. (But to be fair, that's not a hard feat. If you made a scent called "One Night Stand" it probably would also smell better than my bathroom.)

Grateful nonetheless (and impressed!),
r