Dear Toothfairy,

I may or may not have told one of my kids about you and now he is anxiously awaiting your arrival. I told him you probably won't be able to come since you're so busy in America but I think he still wants to meet you. He's pretty amazed that someone would actually pay him for his tooth! If you saw the way his eyes lit up when I told him your story I think you'd want to meet him, too. Maybe you could consider expanding your territory?

Kthanksbye,
r