Dear Gum I sat in yesterday,

$%@&#%@! You've now ruined HALF of the pairs of pants that I have in Namibia.

You know the worst part? It was SO frickin' hot outside, I felt like I was melting so I kept telling everyone that my jeans were melting into the ground. Nope, it turns out I was sticking to the ground like that because of YOU.

Boo!,
r