Dear Fridge,

Maybe you know I'm leaving you in a couple weeks and you're going on strike? Or I closed you too hard one day and you got mad? You don't like some of the food I put inside you? WHY WON'T YOU WORK?!?!

Please be cold again? I miss when you were cold. Now you're just fancy insulated shelves. Which unfortunately does not keep my food from spoiling.

Let's just be friends til I leave, k?

Please? Cherry on top?
r