Dear Man at the bar last night,

Just because you're dressed as Santa Claus (why?!) doesn't mean you can feel people up as you walk by them. In fact, it might be more of a reason why you CAN'T.

Sexual Harassment was not on my Christmas list. All I need for Christmas is some cold, hard cash. Please? I think I would be on the "Nice" list. Plus I'm pretty sure you owe me now, Perv.

Seriously though, please give me money,
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