Dear Lady sitting at a desk,

I popped my head in to ask you where the nearest doctor was and you told me to sit down and asked me what the problem was. WHO ARE YOU? Are you a doctor? You're wearing a stethoscope which has gotta be a good sign, right? (My thoughts? What the hell, let's go for it.)

But you seem to be lacking a couple other things. Like any sort of medical knowledge. When I told you I thought my tonsilitis (which I had a bad case of last week) was coming back you told me to drink cold water.

You make Dr. Milton seem like an expert in his field.

Til next time,
r