Dear Town of Hampi,

Sorry for wreaking havoc around your quaint little town today. I'm not so steady on a bike. To be fair though, your citizens didn't look as terrfied as I did when I came at them. I think they might have had more confidence in my riding skills than I do. Which doesn't bode well for the intelligence of your people. I was clearly an imminent danger to their lives on that bike.

Walking from now on,
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