Dear One-legged Man,

Thanks for leading us around town in search of a cheap hotel room. Unfortunately we're gonna have to go ahead and turn the one you showed us down. On account of the fact that it had no walls. (Ok, it had half walls.)

To be fair though when we told the hotel workers that we were going to find a place where the ceiling actually touched the walls so people couldn't climb into our room, although most the staff insisted no one would climb over the walls, one honest staffer said "Yea, it's true."

But thanks for trying,
r