Dear Family that owns our guesthouse,

Cutest.Family.Ever. I love the fact that each and every time Jill steps outside the room you ask "How is your friend!?" and anytime I go outside (which is approximately less than or equal to one time a day) you ask "Fever!?" (even though fever was never an issue).

Also, as soon as I came back from the doctor you were all dying to know "Feeling better now?!" I wish medicine worked that quickly. But thanks for caring! You guys are sweet.

Love,
r

P.S. Can we have a discount on our room now? We've been there for like 8 nights and that shit's expensive. And you really, really like us, right?!!