Dear Well-loved Reef flip flops,

If something doesn't even cover the bottom of your foot anymore, are you still allowed to call it a shoe? I know there are already holes in your soles, but I'm gonna need you to hold on for... 4 more weeks.

Thanks!
r

P.S. On the plus side, it's only the left flop that's holey. And it was the right flop that stepped in poo yesterday. Win!