Dear Guy at the bar,

I've never had anyone buy me a shot because I looked so unhappy before. But god, that was a loooong day. I WAS TIRED, OK?!

Also, that shot was HEINOUS. I know you bought it because it was pink but I guess that isn't always the best way to go, huh? It tasted like burning asshole.

But seriously, thanks. It was nice of you to try and brighten the lives of 4 tired-looking girls.

Next time make it a tequila shot,
r