Dear Mr. T,

First of all, your name was taken a long, long time ago by someone who pulled it off much better than you, an old, skinny Vietnamese man (arguably wearing a toupee), with one piece of bling on his finger.

Second of all, there WASN'T a toilet on that 16 hour bus ride. So I guess it wasn't such a silly question after all, jerk.

Third of all, don't call me "baby."

Please go away,
r