Dear Vietnam,

Granted I've only known your people for a few days but I've already made some pretty solid observations.

1.) Your men have long, yellow fingernails. Gross.
2.) They smoke approximately 3475893475 packs of cigarettes a day. (No joke, they were smoking on the bus at 3 in the morning.And by the end of that 24 hour ride, that bus was one giant ash tray. Double gross.)
3.) When verbal communication fails (because obviously I don't speak Vietnamese), the next tactic in getting the message across is to hit. (To be fair though, the message you were trying to get across all three times this happened was "Move your leg" so it worked pretty well.)

That's about all,
r