Dear Man in front of me in line at breakfast,

I like your fancy suit. You made me a little self-conscious about what I was wearing (reefs, leggings, long skirt, t-shirt, long sleeved shirt, smock, scarf) so I made a joke about looking homeless (which is pretty accurate).

Then you said I just looked like I was a Peace Corps Volunteer. Which made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Then you told me you were the Director of the Office of Global Health and HIV for the Peace Corps. Which made me feel like I wish I was wearing something nicer when I met you... 


Maybe next time. But probably not.


This is pretty standard, 
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