Dear Matatu Driver,

You know what makes me NOT want to get out of your van? When you say things like: "I have paid for you. Follow me."

For future reference, the following would have been more effective: "I know you paid for a ticket all the way to Naivasha but it turns out our matatu is not going all the way there so I have arranged for you to finish your journey with this other matatu at no extra cost to you."

That's decidedly less creepy/doesn't sound like you think I'm a prostitute.

Thanks,
r