Dear Body,

I know you're not too thrilled about the all the fatcakes I've been
eating recently. Not to mention the half a chocolate cake I took to my
face this weekend. And I know you're a bit worried about being shoved
into a bathing suit next week after all this. But making me throw up
all morning and not be able to eat for two days is NOT the way to
handle this! Can't we compromise? I promise I'll be better! More
fruits and vegetables. Exercise too! Scouts honor. Just stop making
me feel sick.

Friends again?
r