Dear Hike from Otjiwarongo to Rundu,

You're awkward. AND a liar. I don't think you wear that wedding band
"for pleasure." I DO think you wear it because you have a wife and
children. And I DO believe that you'd drop them in a second if you
found an American willing to marry you.

Let me give you some advice. Asking once every 10 minutes on a 5 hour
drive does NOT help your cause.

Good luck?
r