Dear Life,

Can you please stop throwing all these obnoxious things in my face at one time? Spread that shit out, will you? For example, if you give me a heinous sinus infection for two weeks... maybe hold off on giving my entire body hives until a few months later? Let's keep that in mind for next time. Because I know there will definitely be a next time.

But I think we can learn to get along,
r