Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear Thermometer,

I have on sweatpants, a long sleeve shirt, and a fleece jacket... AND I'm wrapped in a blanket. Despite all this, I'm still shivering and my nose is an icicle.

And yet, you insist that the temperature is 71˚F! You're a dirty liar. A dirty, dirty liar. And all your thermometer friends that have corroborated your story? They're liars, too! I want nothing to do with you or your dirty, lying friends.

God I'm so cold,
r

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 2, 2009 at 7:20 PM

    Haha, I remember this same problem with you last year...

    ~J

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  2. stillarockstarJuly 8, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    LOL...thanks again for the continued humor! I read a few of your posts to my family the other day & we were all rolling w/ tears in our eyes!

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