Dear Phone,

You have the most outrageous predictive text I've ever used. My old phone had some pretty odd habits (AKA pretending that humdkwindjlw was a word). But at least it's not replacing real words with MADE UP words like you do. I accidentally said "Wgen" instead of "when" ONCE. Just ONCE! And now every time I want to say "when" you say "Wgen." Also, writing "28" instead of "at"? What's up with that?

I can't wait to have a phone that actually understands what I'm trying to say.

Frustrated by the little things these days,
r