Dear Rental Bike,

You really kicked my ass today. I think I cheated death about 4 or 5 (or 20) times (avoiding that oncoming car, that oncoming motorcycle, that oncoming crowd of people, that oncoming cow...).

I feel like I've been horseback riding for 784398475 hours straight. It hurts to sit. It hurts to walk.

But you provided much laughter for those around me.

Best dollar I've even spent,
r