Dear Next Hotel Room We Found,

Really excited about your walls. Even though they're only a little more than 5 feet high and the ceiling touched our heads. Still a marked improvement from the last place.

Now all you need is windows. That shit felt like I was sleeping in a coffin. And I could feel the mildew spores entering my lungs by the second. But still, you had walls, which is apparently all we need.


So thanks,
r