Saturday, February 2, 2008

Dear Donkeys in Heat,

I didn’t know I could hate anything more than a rooster’s crow at 3 in the morning. Congratulations, you’ve taken the cake for most obnoxious noise in the history of sound.

And my god your shlongs are huge,
rachel

4 comments:

  1. it's all relative
    -horse

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  2. Wow. Greatest blog post ever. ;-)

    - Grizzle

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  3. Imagine what hippos sound like... at least that's what we thought they were doing that time in Kenya!

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