Dear Electricity,

My, my, my. Aren’t we testy? At first I thought you only went out after a good, heavy rain. That made a lot of sense to me. Then it so happens, you also turn off when it’s too windy. Ok, that’s a little temperamental, but I’ll let it be. But come on, man, what’s going on with you today? Is it too sunny out for you or something? Is it just too nice out to function? Did you think to yourself, “It’s really gorgeous out today. To hell with it, I’m going to take the day off!” ? Well let me tell you something, Mister, you take enough vacations as it is. Get back here.

Peeved,
rachel