Dear Hot Water,

Where are youuuu? I miss you. Did I upset you somehow? Did I not call enough? Am I spending too much time with Cold Water? Please believe me when I say Cold Water means nothing to me compared to you.

Did I not give you enough attention? Maybe I didn’t say it enough when we were together. But I love you. More than you’ll ever know.

Maybe you could drop in for a visit sometime soon? Anytime you want. No invitation necessary. Surprise me. For the love of God, please come back.

Let’s get back together. I promise I’ll treat you right, baby.

Faithfully yours,
rachel