Dear Lady who works at Spar who told us to stop spraying the air fresheners in the store,

How the hell are we supposed to choose which one we like?! And don't you tell me to just read the labels because let me tell ya somethin', I read the labels and that is NOT what "Citrus Fresh" smells like.

And on a related note:

Dear Jetmart,

How am I supposed to pick out a rug if they're all rolled up and wrapped in plastic?! You need a better system. I figured I was doing you guys a favor by unwrapping/unrolling them all. But then it turns out that all the price tags were on the outside of the plastic, which are now laying in a heap at the end of the aisle. Oopsies.

To top it off, they were all super ugly to boot. So now I have this ugly-ass rug in my bedroom because I was sick of unwrapping/unrolling all your merchandise and just went for the least ugly of the bunch. But when it's not sitting next to all the other uglier rugs, it just looks ugly again. Imagine that.

What's the return policy like in Namibia? I bet not good,
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