Dear Driver,

I'm kind of getting used to how things get done (or don't get done) around here. For example, when you said you would give me a ride back home today from town and said you were leaving at 4. I knew that probably meant 5ish. So when you said we were ready to go at 3:45 I was seriously impressed.

But then we drove to someone's house in town and sat there for an hour and a half while you drank a beer and smoked a couple cigarettes with some friends (while I sat in the boiling hot car with my milk, spoiling by the minute).

You owe me 10 dollars, biatch,
r