Dear Learner who stole the apple [core] out of my hand and then ran away and ate it,

I really shouldn't have laughed when you did that. That was WRONG. You hear me? Wrong! But maaaan, was it funny. I mean, it was just the core. And we kind of... fought over it (which was awkward). And you won. You shoved the whole thing in your mouth and swallowed it. Like a two-year old who finds a chocolate bar in the grocery store while her mom isn't looking. Shoves it in her mouth. Wrapper and everything.

Anyway, I just wanted to say, sorry for the mixed messages. I laughed, but then I yelled at you later. While still smiling. You must be so confused. (Kind of like I am. 24/7 living in Namibia.)

Still need to work on my "you're in trouble" face,
r

P.S. You caught me... that story about the two year old is 100% about me. But I don't think that surprises anyone here.

P.P.S. You told me you had never tasted an apple before. I wonder if that was true if you were just trying to make me feel bad.