Dear Namibia,

Does my house have a giant NEON sign that's only visible to native Namibian eyes (animals and humans)? Does "POOP HERE!" flash neon blue and red 24 hours a day? Because I just found out HUMANS are using my backyard as a toilet. Yea, there are HUMAN FECES in my yard.

What does one do in this situation?

Perplexed (read: Disgusted),
r