Dear Sawyer,

You won't eat the oatmeal (even though I put STEAK SEASONING on it for you, you spoiled thang). But you'll eat human feces? Your priorities are WAY out of whack.

But I like that I don't have human poo in my yard anymore.

Thanks?
r

P.S. After having people poopy in my yard, the goat poo doesn't seem so bad anymore. Silver lining, BAM!