Dear David Beckham,

Hi. My principal just wanted me to write to you and see if you would
like to donate any uniforms for our school's soccer team. I'm pretty
sure you'll oblige my request, you know, because I'm FROM America and
you play IN America. So we're practically family, right?

Just let me know as soon as possible so I can give my principal the
good news. She's pretty excited about this.

Yours in service,
r