Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dear Purell Instant Hand Sanitizer,

Did you read about my fear for the safety of my eyes and then think it
would be a funny joke to almost BLIND me?! Because when I politely
pushed on your pump to request the contents of your bottle be released
into my hand you rebelliously squirted UPWARD into my eye! WHAT?! I
rinsed that shit thoroughly for like 20 minutes.

Guess my fears aren't so irrational after all, EH?!
r

1 comment:

  1. Aww man. The hand sanitizer in my bathroom does that too sometimes. I literally put a fist around the entire nozzle so it can't shoot anywhere like a madman.

    It keeps me on my toes.

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