Did you read about my fear for the safety of my eyes and then think it
would be a funny joke to almost BLIND me?! Because when I politely
pushed on your pump to request the contents of your bottle be released
into my hand you rebelliously squirted UPWARD into my eye! WHAT?! I
rinsed that shit thoroughly for like 20 minutes.
Guess my fears aren't so irrational after all, EH?!
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Aww man. The hand sanitizer in my bathroom does that too sometimes. I literally put a fist around the entire nozzle so it can't shoot anywhere like a madman.
ReplyDeleteIt keeps me on my toes.