Dear BAZ Bus,

I’ve heard that you should always begin and end criticism with positive statements. So here I go:

I really like that you have daily bus routes all along the coast of South Africa and even up into Swaziland.

I DON’T like that you drive 120 km per hour around curvy, mountainous roads with heinously uncomfortable seats (read: zero shock absorption) making me want to vomit continuously for 15 hours a day for three days straight. You’re the least comfortable sitting apparatus I’ve ever met.

On the other hand, you have great door-to-door service!

How’d I do?,
r

P.S. I don’t want to hurt your feelings but the other kids are calling you Barf Bus behind your back. I thought you should know.