Dear Robben Island,

Damn you for being fully booked the first time we tried and then cancelled the second time.

I want to be mad at you but it’s because of you that I met my favorite South African brewery. When you were unavailable we had to find something else to do and what better way to spend our time than sipping ale on the waterfront?

So I can’t be mad at you. I’m now in love with Mitchell’s Milk and Honey. And you’re my cupid.

Head over heels,
r