Dear Self,

I feel like you're living in a continual SNL skit. Except, you just can't make this shit up.

This is a question from the test you just graded:

All boys and girls are sinners.
You are a boy or girl.

ANSWER: Therefore you are a sinner.

In case you were wondering (and trust me, you were)-- that's from a Literature and Creative Writing test... ooobviously, right?

Oh dear,
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