Dear IN-TENTS,

I just saw your company truck driving down the road yesterday (and by "road" I mean "sandy path that cars use") and you officially have me convinced that you've taken all of your advertising strategies from Viagra. The side of your truck simply says "100% ERECTIONS GUARUNTEED." You don't even mention tents minus the company name printed on the driver door. Honestly, I'm not even sure you're really a tent business...

But I know who I'm calling when I have a problem with erectile disfunction,
r